2 Men Up A Poll By Peita

This is a cross post from Peita's blog, see the original post here.


It all started with a dare.

" How did we get up here, Fungus?"asked Mannie

" Dare you to go up that poll " said Mannie

" No way " answered Fungus

" oh I'll go up there with you " said Mannie " Please Finder."

" MY NAME IS NOT FINDER IT IS FUNGUS AND I WILL GO UP THERE WITH YOU " shouted Fungus

" Okay flu flu no need to worry " said Mannie as she grabbed his hand and started to climb up the poll " the poll its sticky uh oh were stuck ".

AAH YOU I trusted YOU AAH YOU YOU STUPID girl AAH " SCREAMED FINDER WHAT EVER His NAME IS .

" how are we going to get down, fungus " whispered Mannie

" I don't know"

S.I.M.A Project by Millie

This is a cross post from Millie's blog, see the original post here.

"Hey why are we hanging here again?"

"because *sigh*"

"Because Why?"

"can't you remember?!?!"

"no"

"It all started when we had breakfast..."

"I had beans"

"Stop interupting!"

"PLUFFRFFP"

"UCK"

"hey I'm floating higher!!!!"

"It started when we had breakfast ..... then we went out to a balloon blower-upperer then you just had to put your mouth over the blower-upperer"

"He-he-he that was fun"

"then a non mysterious Evil looking dwarf with wings and a crazy laugh gave me a pill for stress I took it of course then he put super-glue on my hand and yours and laughed"

"HE-He-he it tickled"

"It made us float in the air I took hold of your hand and grabbed a pole with the other you took hold too then we both let go of each others hand and here we are stuck to a pole..."

"SOOooo... how do we get down???"

"*SIGH* will you ever learn..."



S.I.M.A

The S.I.M.A Project by Max

This is a cross post from Max's blog, see the original post here.

"They're watching me I'm getting shy".

"Just smile and wave Tom, just smile and wave".

"But I need the can".

"You mean toilet".

"Not in front of the little guys and stop correcting me".

"Excuse me? Yes you, where is the nearest floating toilet?".

"In China sir".

"But".

"Here come the news crew".

"Oh no".

"Psssst Fred do you think they will notice if I slip away to China?".

Okay. I have a challenge for you. Can you finish this story? Come on its easy. All you need to do is write a comment about the what happens next.

What the? By Jonny

This is a cross post from Jonny's blog, see the original post here.


Wow! How did those guys get up there? You may think that but I know the whole story. Let's just call me the maniacal genius behind all this.

First I had to think of something to get cold revenge on the two dummies for flushing my kitten down the toilet.

I made my grandmas special recipe Helium Pie (My teacher asked me how I got the pie to stay on the ground, I said it was heavily cooked) well those two dummies will eat anything so I put a magic touch in the pie, a normal tiger worm, I gave the pie to them. Poof almost instantly it hit their stomach. They grabbed the poll for safety, they noticed the crowed coming by. Bob on the left said "They are watching me". Elly said "No they are looking through you". Yup Elly is a girl. Every one was laughing at their voices

One hour went by ...

Two hours went by ...

I got bored watching them I started to think they might beat superman's flying record they had already beat the wood pigeon. I got the straw out of my drink and loaded it with a pin I blew hard POOF! I looked quickly away, as I hit a cat finally I hit Elly. I loaded the pea shooter again just as Bob finished to graffiting 'Bob was here' into the poll. POOF!

Weeeeee They were both flying around the room. Elly landed flat on the ground and threw up pie beaked beans and a tiger worm Yuck. That's all I could watch before I ran away with my lunch half way up my throat.

By Jonny\Artemis Foul

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